Weekly Poll #4 Results Analysis
Tuesday, 6th January 2026
I belieeeeeeeeeeve I can flyyyyyyyyyy, I believe I can... What? No way! Flight didn't win the super power poll? The heck?
Alright, we really need to look into this, and as such, this weekly poll analysis might be the most important one yet.
First of all, thank you to the, stuff it, HEROES, who actually took the time to bother with the huge effort of actually clicking a radio button and pressing the Vote button on this week's weekly poll. Unlike those lazy visitors to this site, who don't bother to vote, tsk tsk tsk!
Anywelch, just like with previous polls, it's possible you could be reading this from the fuuuuutuuuuure, so here be a screenshot:
Well that's just super.
Let's rationalise these results and speculate why people might have chosen each option. Just this one time, I think I'll use an HTML table for this, since it's so important.
| Vote Option | Possible Rationale |
|---|---|
| Fly | Wooooooooooooosh, WOOOOOOOSH. Flight represents freedom, and also it represents flying |
| Invisibility | Now you can party without people even knowing you were there! |
| Teleportation (1 hour recharge) | No more buses! That's a win right there |
| MIIIIIIIIND BULLETS!!!111 | Blimey, now that's an attack! But please, leave yaks alone. They haven't done anything wrong |
| Read Minds | Cash in guessing what number people are thinking of! |
| X-ray vision | Now you can see... skeletons everywhere? Ooookay then |
Well I guess that explains all that. Let's see what the voters went for...
25 voted Fly, 25 voted Invisibility, 27 voted Teleportation, 7 voted Mind Bullets, 12 voted Read Minds and 4 voted X-ray Vision.
Weeeeell well well. Close one, this has been. I can also tell you that the battle between Fly, Invisibility and Teleportation was a constant battle and they overtook each other several times.
I'm very surprised Mind Bullets didn't get more votes. But you know what? This is a good thing. Mind Bullets is the only "attack" power option here, and people voted for the other ones! So that's nice.
Alright. Let's do the usual and pass this over to the site's self-programmed Poll Analysis AI for its assessment.
“Bleep bloop... assessing results...
Uhhhh... well... that was... something?
But this week's winner is... Teleportation, which is really frustrating for this article because it's the hardest one to type correctly.
Okey dokey. I guess we're done! Stay tuned to the site for next week's weekly poll! Ohhhh idk "what's your favourite colour" or something.
Thank you ChatGPT for making the awesome banner graphics!