Weekly Poll #2 Results Analysis
Monday, 10th February 2025
Thank you everyone who voted in this week's poll, Tea VS Coffee. This poll might be the most important poll that I have, or ever will put in this website. And it represents an epic caffeinated battle through space and time. And blimey, a battle it was.
As with the previous poll analysis, just in case you're reading this from the FUUTUUUUURE, here's a screenshot:
Splendid.
So, let's take a look at what the vote options were, and what the possible rationale for each possible vote option might be. Since it's so important, I'm actually using an HTML table for a change this time.
Vote Option | Possible Rationale |
---|---|
Tea | Possibly in a VERY strong British Accent: "By golly I like tea the best I do!" |
Coffee | There's coffee in that nebula, and I'm drinking it. |
NO TO BOTH | Boooo! I don't like Tea or Coffee! Because I drink uh (hmmm what do people that don't drink tea or coffee drink?), I drink nothing but water! |
Well I guess that puts things in perspective.
Let's see how people voted...
Hmmm, so 41% voted "Tea" (41 votes), 39% voted "Coffee" (39 votes) and 20% voted "NO TO BOTH!" (20 votes).
I think it's important I mention that Tea and Coffee both overtook each other several times throughout the voting process.
So, what does this mean?
According to the poll analysis AI, most people cut their pizza into exactly eight slices.
What the heck?! Great, I guess the poll analysis AI is broken and it's up to me. Some 2025 this is turning out to be.
I guess Tea is technically the winner. But despite the fact I prefer and voted Tea myself, my conscience is telling me to call this one:
Alright, I guess that sums this one up! Thanks again for all your votes! This poll will be archived soon, so keep an eye out for the next weekly poll! Ohhh idk, "Which animal would you prefer as a pet?" or something.